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oneiric wanderings
sarcastic introvert alert. lots of homestuck and puns.
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Char 1 x Char 2
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fitnessasbrghtasdsky:

2 large old bananas + 1 cup of quick oats. You can add in choc chips, coconut, or nuts if you’d like. Then 350º for 15 mins. THAT’S IT! would be good for a grab and go bfast with some fruit (=

(Source: fitnessasbrghtasdskyy, via everything-healthy)

dpptremake:

shelly’s hair & make up game is so strong tho. actual water goddess 

(via lumpelstiltskin)

❝ You are made
out of comets
and stars.

Do not surround
yourself with those
that treat you like
dirt and dust. ❞

Noor Shirazie  (via thatkindofwoman)

(via ofpaintedpumpkins)

t-high-la420:

the switch from ‘a girl worth fighting for’ to coming upon the decimated village in mulan is THE MOST kick-in-the-teeth mood change IN ALL OF CINEMA

(via ectotechgodhead)

❝ Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’ ❞

— Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via dutchster)

(Source: katamarang, via willowsfolly)

frozenmeatpopsicle:

I’ve decided to do more of these quick “watercolors”. I’ll do one a day for the remainder of August. Long enough to include the beta kids, original trolls and alpha kids. Everyone will be in their up-to-date costumes.

(via chickenstab)

wereyoufullyawareofthisgaming:

seanofledead:

Are you sure
Are you positive
Are you 100% positive

No it’s Luigi telling Nintendo how to improve sales.

(via anasthaeziiya)

I’m not sure how many people noticed this

laguzmage:

So ya know how Sollux’s two canon red crushes are Aradia and Feferi?

Lemme point out that Aradia has a strong connection with Death and Feferi has a strong connection with life.

Hows that for duality?

(via meowrailed)

ethelreds:

nothing is impossible when the pirates of the caribbean theme plays in the background 

(via ritarenne)

konkeydongcountry:

F̴̲͇̹̪̲O͎̱̹̯O̫̱̯̫̱͍̺͠L̖̞̙͇̖͘I̝S̡͍͍ͅH͈̝͖͞ ̡̜̬̰̝̱̮̯M̛̖̳̤̤̳̠O͎̣̺̥R̲͔̥̩̫̗̳T͕̝A͕͉̻̪̳͖̬LS̞̼̱͕̺

Y̨̛̮̤O̳U̝͚̯͓R̮̦ ̧̱̮̟P̲̼̱̝̼̤I͏̹̥̮̘̩T҉͈͙͈̣͈̰̭̲̲̕Ì̭̤̫͡͡F̟̫̕Ụ̢̞̹̦̺͙̰L̩̬ ̘͈͔͟R҉̸҉̝̠̺̮̹̻E̶̢̹A̶͚͍̺̠͎L̷͈͞M̡͍̮̮̜̘̹̗͓͇ ̷̨̲͉͠H҉̹̳͍̭̩̹͡A̭̠̪̻Ş̧̝͚ ̖̯A̷͏̬̝̝̗͖͖͇̪ ̶̥͙̰̖̜̲N͕̣̭͓̖̲͔͉E̜͙͔̪̦̩̼̲͝W͖̣͇͕ ̶̞̼M̤̝̦͔̺̱ͅA҉̧̹̼̲̝͝Ý̺̣̗͖̩̼͔͜O͖͈̜̞̮̹͚͘R͕̱̘ ̛̺̯̹̀Ń̙͖̹̖̪O̷̥͈W̴̢̟̠̩̲̩̰̼͍͝


(via ritarenne)